cousin's wedding funny things

After the wedding ceremony, we arrived at the hotel for a dinner. This is how the cousin’s wedding banquet began...

During the meal, my grandmother served me a bowl of ginseng soup. I was about to continue, but my cousin quickly snatched it away and said with a smile, "Grandma, my sister is more nutritious. Look, my sister is tall and beautiful. What about me, It’s not enough for my sister’s chin, so let me drink this bowl of soup!" My cousin still refuses.

Give up, and said to me, "Sister, don't drink it anymore. Drinking supplements will cause acne, and it will not be beautiful..." For his sweet mouth, I have long been used to it and gave him a word, "You A child of one or two years old, his mouth is so sweet, so he can grow up?" Seeing him drinking "gudonggudong", he said to me indistinctly, "Isn't it... or I learned it from my sister..." My sister is really...it’s a misnomer~I’m...I’m 10 years old...” After I heard this, I stood up quickly and was about to criticize him severely. I saw that my cousin’s bowl fell from my hand to the dining table. , Looked at me dumbfoundedly, and quickly said, "My sister is a beautiful girl, I am a handsome boy, and Sweet Mouth is the housekeeper of handsome boys and beautiful women.

ability! ! "(Family and friends burst into laughter).

　　 The dinner was almost finished, and the elders all came to the hall happily to address the newlyweds. So I followed after, to watch the grand scene.

I found a corner to sit down and indulge in this beautiful night...Suddenly, my cousin smiled and came to me, took out a big balloon from behind, and said to me, "Sister, send you a big balloon!" My brother gave me balloons for no reason, he must have been uneasy, but he looked at him again

With that sincere look, I slowly took the balloon, and looked at the new couple intoxicated again... "Bang!" There was a loud noise-the balloon was broken by my cousin at some point, right in my ear! I was screaming with fright, my heart was still beating, and what was more serious was—I felt dizzy and saw my cousin grinning and making faces in the corner. I stood up quickly, trying to chase him, but I felt a little uncomfortable.

Now, when I saw, "Ah..." Three little earthworms were crawling leisurely on me-I was completely dizzy and scared!

　　 I recovered after "fainting" and wanted to get rid of my cousin completely, so I went for a walk in the back garden of the hotel-ah, finally free! But I never expected that before long, my two little cousins came to me at some time and said to me: "Sister, my aunt asked us to be little bridesmaids, just..." Before the cousin finished, she said. My cousin came out of nowhere, and said loudly: "Is the dress for the bride!" The little cousin said happily, "We still have a little gauze dress! Sister, come with me, soon, uncle and aunt will ask for it. Speaking!" My cousin pointed to the two little cousins and said, "You two fools, what are you going to talk about? I will tell you later, I am too lazy to talk to you now. Say! "

　　 I was still dragged into the hall by these three little guys. After that, I don’t know where this cousin and cousin went. Anyway, I must have gone to trouble again! No matter so much, stay away from me the best! Before long, the 8-year-old cousin found me crying and said to me, "Sister, I want to be a bridesmaid! My brother snatched my little veil, and he took it and ran away..." I asked her dubiously," Where's the little cousin?" She cried and said, "I ran with my brother..." OMG! What will the cousin do?

　　 The uncle and his wife came to the microphone and were preparing to give a speech. Two children in veil skirts ran over and hurriedly lifted the bride's skirt. The cousin was anxious: "Sister, the one wearing the hat is the older brother! He is wearing my hat!!" Ah? ? When did my cousin undergo "sex reassignment surgery"

NS? This dress almost made me laugh and break my belly, not because it was like a pervert, but because of this a cute little girl! ——Why is this "surgery" so successful?

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