Funny things that happened at the wedding-2

Mr Jiang, 40 years old, is a middle school teacher

     At the wedding, when encountering "unlucky" things...

    It is taboo to get married when it rains.

   When a wedding was in progress, there was a sudden "rushing" of heavy rain outside. At this time, the faces of both parents, including the guests, were unsightly. There is a saying among the folks that when it is raining, the bride becomes cheating, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not good.

    Since it's raining, I can only push the boat along the river: "It rained well today, it rained wonderfully, it was a timely rain." Everyone looked at me in surprise. "It is the holy, innocent, and passionate love of this pair of lovers that moved God, and God has sowed the silky nectar today to nourish the soil of their love, and let the seeds of their love take root, germinate and bear fruit as soon as possible. Just like a poem As said in the middle: how can it be true, how can it be raining today; the rain is lingering love, and lingering love is more than rain..."

   When I finished reading this poem, there was a rumbling of applause from the audience. What kind of poem is that? I compiled it smoothly.

    At the wedding, when you encounter omissions...

   When I hosted the wedding for the first time, I was very nervous, and I forgot to give the bride and bridegroom the important step of drinking "grooming wine". The ceremony was about to end. A buddy from the band stabbed me with drumsticks a few times and reminded me in a low voice that I forgot to "hand over a glass of wine."

   At this time, a waiter came and told me that their catering manager wanted to give the new couple a flower basket. I had an idea and announced to the banquet: "Now we are going to the most exciting and grand scene of our wedding-the bride and groom drinking a glass of wine. Present a basket of flowers, flowers, wine, music, and applause for our newcomer. Look, how intoxicated and romantic our newcomer is at this moment... It's around away.

   Mr Wang, male, 36 years old, union cadre

    At the wedding, when something "embarrassed"...

   I used to be a literary soldier and talked about cross talk in the army. The wedding host needs to perform on-site. In our cross-talk jargon, it is "drop and hang". Some relatives went with their children in their arms. It was going on here, and they started crying "Wow" over there. "Everyone heard that the children are also celebrating the wedding. As the saying goes, the louder the children cry, the greater the office in the future. In this special way, he wishes our bride and groom success in their careers and prosperity. Hurry, Reward a red envelope!" Finally, I joked again, "Whose child has taken care of him. What is the anxiety about getting married? It will take more than 20 years!"

    At a wedding, when the lady of etiquette came to the stage with a glass of wine, she accidentally tripped her feet, tilted her hand, and the wine in the glass spilt a little. Both the guest and the parents of both parties saw it, and the expressions on their faces were very unnatural (the wine was spilt during the funeral). Seeing this, I hurriedly said: "Everyone just saw that the lady of etiquette spilt a little wine in the glass. This scene is the finishing touch of today's wedding banquet. This glass of sweet wine was spilt on the bright red carpet. Me and Like my dear guests, we shared the joy, happiness and sweetness of the bride and groom at this moment. This corresponds to the saying that we often say, "It is love to the world"! I waved my hand and did it. In an exaggerated posture, a long time of applause erupted from the scene. They thought I had specially arranged it!

    At the wedding, when you encounter a "stuck"...

   When I was at the wedding host, my mobile phone suddenly vibrated, and I quickly turned it off, but this disrupted my normal thinking and turned off for the next important etiquette—forgot to arrange for the bride's father to speak.

   Seeing that the wedding was about to end, I only felt that the bride’s uncle always stared at me with his eyes, and pointed his finger at the bride’s father beside him. At this moment, I suddenly remembered, so I said: "Now announce the wedding ceremony. That's it-it's not over yet, the bride's father will make a concluding statement below." I deliberately stretched my voice to make a turning point.

   Although the matter was over, it scared me into a cold sweat. If I forget, the bride will not be able to settle accounts with me afterwards!

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